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The Man Who Came to be Dinner

Couch gag: The Simpsons are in an art gallery viewing portraits of themselves. Homer picks up a remote control, changing all the pictures to TV screens.

Director: David Silverman

Synopsis: During a trip to an amusement park, the Simpsons are transported to the home planet of Kang and Kodos.

Discussion: …I really don’t know how to start with this one. In the canon of The Simpsons, it just gets more and more weird, while being less and less entertaining.

This episode doesn’t know what it’s doing. It’s trying to be half a dozen things at once: another Futurama, Star Trek and at one point I even thought it was turning into Hamlet. Apparently this episode was supposed to be two seasons ago, but was held off. The delay was confirmed by writers Al Jean and David Mirkin as being considered as a plot of a possible Simpsons movie sequel. Oh dear God, no!!!

This ep has all the classic people involved: Al Jean, David Mirkin, David Silverman, Alf Clausen. Did they lose a bet where the loser has to pen the worst episode ever and make 10 million people suffer for it? I just don’t understand the motivation to write, animate or screen this utter pile of steaming excrement.

Let’s start at the beginning. We start with another look at Dizneeland, which was first seen in an episode called Old Money, waaaay back in season 2. Bart talks the family into trying out a new ride, and the family end up in Rigel Seven, the home planet of perennial Halloween favourites Kang and Kodos, who decide one of the Simpsons needs to be a sacrifice.

Basically, we’ve seen this all before in different guises. Amusement parks, check. Eating potato chips in space with the Blue Danube playing, check. Kang and Kodos wanting to eat humans, check. Complete and utter snorefest: check.

Don’t waste time watching this shit. Go outside and get some fresh air instead.

I want to wedgie the sun


The Scorpion’s Tale

Billboard: Springfield Mall for rent: Free retail space with every purchase

I’m not here on a spitball scholarship

Couch gag: A player chooses characters in the Simpsons Couch Gag game. As soon as the family sit down, the game is over.

Director: Matthew Schofield

Guest Voices:
Kevin Michael Richardson as the retirement castle orderly
Werner Herzog as Walter Hotenhoffer

Synopsis: Lisa discovers that silvertongue flowers make scorpions docile, and tests it on Grampa. Grampa also becomes docile, leading a pharmaceutical company to synthesise the drug and make old people less cranky. However, the side effect is that their eyeballs fall out.

Discussion: I really don’t know what to say about this episode. It’s easily one of the worst episodes ever. It begins well, with Lisa heading for another A in the science fair with her discovery of a correlation between silvertongue flowers and docility of scorpions. After that… well, let’s just say that some days, this Simpsons endeavour is a hard slog.

Cue all sorts of stupid German jokes when Walter Hotenhoffer appears, including his traumatic experience as Augustus Gloop in the film version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Seriously.

There’s nothing good to say about this ep. It’s unfunny, gruesome, tedious and stupid. It’s a serious WTF? ep.

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